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Megan
Date: 2008-12-04 14:08
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I've just discovered the IKEA room planner... i'm seriously in heaven

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Megan
Date: 2008-06-03 01:07
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I have a paper due tomorrow morning... so of course I've settled into the library for the night and I'm clearly being productive updating my livejournal. I'm pretty sure the only time I update this thing is during finals/midterms. I procrastinate? ooops!

I just finished a huge chunk of my final paper though, and i'm actually having fun writing it... I'm a nerd, I know. My paper is really cool though! I'm taking an adolescent sexuality class, and our final project is to research certain topics in sexuality and write a paper on why they are important to teach teens today, and then make a lesson plan on how to teach them in sex ed. It's pretty fun to write 7 pages about masturbation and why it should be taught in schools as an alternative to sex. I also get to make a lesson plan for transgender issues and intimacy/communication in premarital sexual relationships.  I'm going to miss this class soooo much. We just sit around for 3 hours and talk about all this stuff. Its pretty awesome and I think I'm going to get a minor in sexuality studies. I also think it would be really amazing to work as a social worker for sexual minorities and a couples therapist. The other class I took this quarter dealt with sexual minorities and perversions and dysfunction and all that fun stuff. A couple times a week at dinner Jake gets an earful of things that I'm pretty sure aren't great dinner topics, but whatever... maybe he secretly likes it?

Being in the library always amazes me. People are so ridiculous. I hate them. Like... ok. So there are pretty much no tables left here at all, so everyone is like doubled and tripled at them. I found a table with just one guy sitting at it (the only semi empty table on the entire floor) and I go over to sit down. Homeboy has his stuff all over the freaking table and didn't move anything! Table manners require that if someone sits down at your table you at least move your things to allow them a half of the table. I had to sit there with my computer teetering on the very edge for like 20 minutes before i finally gave up and had to wander around for another 20 minutes to find somewhere else to sit. So now I'm sitting in one of those group study rooms, which I thought would be nice and quiet, but I can hear some other group through the vents and they are all clearly drunk. I'm not making this up. I actually heard them going "dude, you're so drunk! what an embarrassment!" "I'm not fucking drunk dude i'm fine..." and so forth. WHO GOES TO THE SCIENCE AND ENGINEERING LIBRARY DRUNK!?!?!?!??!

In other news... I turn 21 next monday. Everyone needs to be home this summer and party with me.

Work is getting on my nerves more and more lately. My boss just recently promoted a whole bunch of people, and some of them did NOT deserve it. It really makes me mad because he went and changed the way we do things without telling anyone,and he didn't ask any of us managers for our opinions on the promotions... something he definitely should have done. So now work is annoying because we have some real assholes running around thinking they are hot shit... can I fire someone soon....please?!?!?!

I should probably get back to my paper because my campus escort comes at 2:30... ugh.

On a happier note, I'm super excited about moving in with Jake in 2 months! Yay for living in sin! My grandma told me the other day that I still had time to marry him... haha oh dear. I've already made my Ikea wish list and Jake pretty much thinks I'm insane. He tells me its cute and silly, and adorable - this is man code for: "I have no idea why you would ever want large silver candlesticks because they serve no useful purpose but obviously you are excited about these ridiculous items and I will be in very big trouble if I tell you that you've lost your damn mind over home goods and its scaring me." The good news in this is that he knows i'm crazy and still would like to live with me (or just hasn't run away quickly enough), so thats a plus for our relationship. Our relationship just keeps getting better and better... best boyfriend ever. For real.

Stupid drunks. Ok. Must return to studying because I'm running out of time!! I only have 14 hours left until this paper is due, 11 hours till I have to be at work, probably 2 hours of procrastinating, and 4 hours of actual work, plus maybe sleeping/eating/showering... showering and sleeping may have to wait.... just don't get close enough to smell me!

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Megan
Date: 2008-03-11 00:47
Subject: Umm... can I sleep in this chair?
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45 minutes ago I let the last bus to off campus go by, and didn't get on it. I made a brilliant commitment to stay at the library all night and force myself to study. I'm now tired and wish I wasn't stranded in the SEL. Fortunately for me, the library is a pretty lively place after midnight during finals week, so I'm more able to keep awake, and I've also found a very agreeable table mate. The politics of table mates should not be underestimated. My most desirable table mate qualities include:
    - someone who doesn't spread out so much that you can't join the table, but who also spreads out just the right amount that no one else can fit at the table, thus making it a little cramped
    - someone who dutifully will watch your things whilst you head to the bathroom, coffee shop etc.
    - someone who asks you to watch their stuff - this ensures a basic level of trust. If they want you to watch their stuff, there is now a reasonable assumption that you can ask them to return the favor without fear of coming back to an empty table and no laptop
    - someone who does not look shady/have a giant trenchcoat etc.
    - someone who does not smell strongly of any particular scent
    - someone who does not make annoying noises like clinking pens or tapping the table
    - someone who does not talk on their cell phone
    - someone who does not try to get you to have a conversation with them
    AND my personal number one favorite tablemate quality:
       - someone who will look around at all the other annoying library patrons and get JUST AS ANNOYED as you are. And who will then look at you so you both can silently join in mockery and loathing.

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Megan
Date: 2008-03-03 19:33
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If one candidate's trying to scare you and the other one's trying to get you to think, if one candidate's appealing to your fears and the other one's appealing to your hopes, you better vote for the person who wants you to think and hope." - Bill Clinton, 2004

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZW0m2nWB_M

why is this the greatest thing ever??!?!? I can't wait to vote tomorrow... !

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Megan
Date: 2008-02-20 00:17
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So this is a fun week. I'll lay it out for you:

Monday:
Psych Quiz

Tuesday:
Sociology midterm
Social Work Paper due

Wednesday:
Social work paper due

Thursday:
Psych midterm
Bio Paper
Bio paper/project due

Friday:
Bio Quiz

.... I'm ready to quit school, move to Hawaii and live on the beach.

So completing my annoyance with this whole week, I was sitting in my sociology class, waiting on the prof to get there before the midterm and I made the poor choice of sitting in front of two girls on the osu lacrosse team. These.girls.were.dumb. For like 10 minutes they complained about why the prof didn't just come in now and pass out the test. Ummm... the class doesn't start for 20 minutes thats why. I mean, what a great idea! Lets just complain about how the prof is wasting our time by not passing out the test BEFORE the class is even supposed to start. Then they proceeded to launch into the "what am I going to wear out this weekend" convo. They seriously went through their whole wardrobe, describing it to each other and going omg! i don't know what i'm gonna wear! Like I think i should wear the dark halter, but then my shoulders look big so I might wear dark jeans but I want to be dressy and so I don't know if i should wear a skirt BLAH BLAH BLAH. I was so pissed. I really didn't know people that stupid existed. I mean, ok I did, but it doesn't mean I like sitting by them.

Sooooo end rant.

The upside of all this is that in the middle of my stress meltdown today, Jake was kind enough to take very good care of me. He made me dinner and bought me the all healing chocolate bar. Its become obvious that over the past 3 years Jake has become aware of my deep love of, and addiction to, chocolate. He's also come to realize that its a sure fire way to improve my mood. Now he buys me chocolate when I seem to be having a bad day... and i'll take it. What a smart guy :)

So I went out to a party the other night with some work people. I haven't been out to a random crazy party in soooo long, and I remembered why. They kind of suck now that my main goal in life isn't to get hammered and embarrass myself. I also realized that once you've been dating someone for a long time, you forget what its like when people are hitting on you, because it no longer even registers on the radar. So anyways, I made some guy really mad in what turned out to be a completely awkward moment for all. Turns out guys don't like it when you're talking to them at a party and then blurt out "I have a boyfriend" when you're friends point out whats actually going on. Homeboy was mean too... he like yelled at me for wasting his time. Um.Ok.

In other news. I'm ready to move out of this apartment and live with Jake. I'm tired of this apartment. Its cramped and the area sucks more and more each day. And Tiffany has made it pretty clear that she would rather be living by herself, soooo the next several months are going to be tense seeing as she doesn't really welcome my presence lol. Turns out, I'm actually a terrible roommate. I mean, ok, I guess I can live with that. Hopefully Jake loves me enough to put up with me!

Ahh my life. beautiful.

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Megan
Date: 2008-02-13 18:48
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People who are loud in study rooms all deserve to go to hell. Seriously.

I'm in the study lounge. Not the "Freshman who just want to giggle and flirt like 15 year old girls with their study partners and make everyone else want to vomit lounge."

Get with the fucking program. Just go back to your dorm room and have giggly sex already! I'm sick of the disgusting PDA.... it doesn't belong in the study lounge bitches!!!

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Megan
Date: 2008-02-12 23:04
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This is how great Jake is:
He gave me a box of chocolates on Monday for no reason at all :)

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Megan
Date: 2008-02-10 23:51
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Best things about my day:
Strawberry yogurt with granola
Chelsea Handler

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Megan
Date: 2008-02-04 01:09
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Naturally I would decide to update while I'm sitting at the science and engineering library (aka Asian haven). Yes I know, thats terribly racist and culturally insensitive and stereotypical, but I'm sitting here and I'm the ONLY person on the entire floor who isn't Asian. So call me a bad person, I'm just pointing out the facts.

So aside from feeling completely out of place, I'm really tired of studying for my bio midterm. Being the stellar student that I am, I realized this afternoon, while I was studying for my Wednesday bio exam, that the exam was actually monday at 10:30am. Um. Shit. Also in the excitement of my anniversary on friday, I forgot to take an online quiz for bio so I realllllly need to make up those points on the midterm. Great. Also adding to my stress is the fact that I'm terribly uninterested in biology so none of it ever sinks in. I have a feeling it will go poorly.

So I've discovered what is quite possibly the greatest/most terrible thing to ever happen to humanity on the internet. tuckermax.com. Its probably the funniest blog i've ever read while at the same time reaffirming my contempt for humanity.

I went to the grocery store today, spent 26 dollars on food (because my pantry is basically filled with oatmeal and some chocolate pudding) and I actually left the store feeling guilty I spent so much. I had buyers remorse over groceries! This was a moment when I decided I needed to seriously reevaluate my spending priorities. Or just accept the fact that I have to eat. I hate going to the grocery store. Another terrible thing that happens is I usually end up going grocery shopping when I'm driven from the apartment in starvation, so by the time I get home I eat about half of whatever I just bought and told myself would last longer than a week. Another grocery store grievance of mine is that whenever I buy fresh food, I feel like they either go bad or I make myself sick trying to eat everything before it spoils. No wonder I just stick to freezer food, its so much less stressful.

**as a side note, I guess I should mention that a significant portion of my food budget goes towards coffee, and lots of it. Actually I think its starting to eat away at my stomach so I might have to cut down to only a couple cups a day. The thought terrifies me, but have a hole in my stomach terrifies me even more, so I guess that wins.

Jake and I just celebrated our 3 year anniversary! While I realize that most of the lj world really is tired of hearing me go on and on about my great relationship, I don't really care. Just skip over this paragraph if you don't want to read it :) Honestly though, its been hard to be in a long term relationship through some of the most difficult and rapidly changing years of a persons life, and the fact that we are still together is a huge accomplishment. Neither of us is the same person we were when we started dating, but through the years we've grown up, and grown together and let each other change and still managed to fall even more in love. He is without a doubt the man who I envision my whole life with, and this anniversary was really exciting for me. We're moving forward in our relationship (yay for cohabitation) and things are phenomenal. Jake has become a man I really respect and admire, and he is so considerate and loving and supportive through everything. Our relationship is wonderful and fulfilling and based on a mutual respect, and just pure love. I'm dating my high school boyfriend, but our relationship has definitely grown up and developed into a committed, adult relationship.

Oh and Jake has been pointing out lately that "he was right" so because I love him so much, I will give him the "you were right satisfaction"
Here's why he's right: back in high school, early senior year when we weren't dating but I wanted to and he wasn't quite ready he told me that he didn't want to start dating me because once he did he would never stop. He would be with me forever. He know points out how brilliant his "prophecy" was and how "right" he was because he predicted 3 years ago how long our relationship would last (even though I thought he was crazy to even be thinking that long term). So Jake: you were right.

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Megan
Date: 2008-01-30 00:53
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The wind is blowing so freaking hard outside.

I know this because not only can I hear it over my itunes, but there is actually a breeze in my room. Like... my hair is moving and i'm sitting still. wtf.

If this keeps up, I'm so not going to class tomorrow. Its just not worth the risk of getting windburn. Seriously, its just too medically risky. I guess I'll just turn off the alarm clock, and turn on my heating blanket. It will definitely be tough on me to have to skip biology tomorrow, staying home and snuggling under the covers will be sheer torture. But what can you do when its a medical risk to go to class. Surely my bio prof will understand the important of protecting my skin. Surely.

Taking 21 credit hours (12 is considered a full time student) and working 15-20 hours a week is definitely brutal. I'm basically always working, in class, in the library, eating, or maybe hanging out with jake IF he doesn't have midterms and I don't have midterms and the universe suddenly magically aligns and we both have free time during the week. Basically my day starts at 9 with me getting up and running (literally) to class all morning, usually until mid afternoon, then hitting the library until I have either my evening classes or its time to go to work until 1am.

Its super fun. I bought myself a super deluxe new laptop bag/backpack so I could stand to carry around everything i need for all 5 classes, plus my laptop cables and zune and headphones and water and snacks and advil and chapstick and extra clothes etc. It sticks off my back like 2 feet and I seriously feel like that creepy awkward girl who takes all her possessions everywhere she goes. I ran into shelley on the bus today and I could barely see her over my gigantic bag. It's seriously reached a new level, even for me.

oh and jake is officially the greatest boyfriend ever. After lugging around my life in a backpack since 8 this morning, I came home at 6:30 and he had bought me chocolates... and he didn't even know I was having a bad day, he just got them because they made him think of me. And then he took me out for a delicious dinner and made my evening improve tremendously.

Ok. I think I just heard a tree fall.... I'm getting scared....! I would venture over to Jakes and make him protect me, but I would have to venture outside to do that and I think theres a strong possibility that I would get hit by flying debris on my journey across the apartment building. Maybe I just wont sleep with my head near my window. You know... just in case.

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Megan
Date: 2008-01-16 00:51
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So today has been a fairly eventful day, so I guess I should get back to old livejournal and update. At least I have something to say I suppose.

I'll talk about the bad stuff first, and get it out of the way...
So my car got broken into (again). They ripped out my stereo, which happened to be connected to like, the whole dashboard. So they just ripped it all out and now I have no window and no stereo and no heating vents in the center console. So I had to call the window repair guys to come fix it ASAP, and they will come out and fix the window wherever your car was. So I kept asking when they could come out, and the guy kept asking me if I could bring it in, and then offered to take 10$ off the price of my window... I was like, ok so its the dead of winter and I have no heating vents or a window... You can come to me! Ten bucks is not worth that miserable cold windy drive. So a couple hundred dollars later I get a new window, but I guess I'll just have to drive around listening to my Zune, seeing as how I have no radio. Oh, and I'll also need to wear a sweater, since I have no center heat. Lovely. I swear my car is like a magnet for bad things.

Today me and Jake decided on an apartment together! We've been kind of thinking about moving in together, and we've been looking at some places, and saturday we spent about 6 hours apartment hunting together. Today we finally decided on our number one choice and turned in our rental applications and got put on the waiting list for an apartment in the fall. I'm so excited for this move. I know that its a huge commitment, but we're ready for it and we're happy together.
My parents took it surprisingly well... I mean, not like 100% yeah do it, but at least they didn't disown me and want to kill Jake... i thought that was a good sign!
My mother said: Well he's not going to buy the cow if you give him the milk for free....
All things considered, I thought that was actually a postive remark. She then went on to say: how am i going to tell my mother???
But my dad actually just said I was an adult and could do what I wanted. He then said, well anyways, I figured it was going down this path (but in a totally good/supportive way).

The thing about me and Jake is that it just seems to get better every day. He's the most amazing guy in the world, and I'm so lucky that I've found someone who I have so much chemistry with, who loves me so much, and who wants the same things I do. We just know that we want to be together, and we're doing what makes us happy. I really do think I'm the luckiest woman in the whole world. He seriously treats me like gold, and he puts up with all my crazy and he just gets me. We're two of the most different people in the world, but for some reason we just work. And on top of all that, my parents love him so it just doesn't get much better than that!

In school news, I've pretty much decided to stay in school a 5th year so I can take my time with my major and really enjoy it, and do some internships, and make better connections, and just have a better quality experience. The program here is really great, and I know that the extra year will be a good fit for me. Plus, I'll be able to work while I'm in school if I don't try to cram everything in, and thats good because I honestly would hate not working.

So thats pretty much the only big news in my life. I guess I'm not too exciting...

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Megan
Date: 2007-12-04 08:58
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So I just thought it was funny that the sign in the library reads:
"Please enjoy this area and as a courtesy to others...
Please clean up after yourself.
NO sleeping
NO eating
No shoes or feet on the couches
Drinks in travel mugs only.
THANK YOU
for taking care of this comfortable public space."

So far I have eaten a bagel, drank two cups of coffee not in a travel mug, taken of my shoes, stretched out on the couch, and taken a nap. This leather couch is wicked comfortable... I don't see how they can ask you to not sleep.

In other news, I have a final in 30 minutes, I've been up since 4:30am, after going to bed at 1, and I've come to the realization that I just can't stuff anymore information into my brain.

I would also like to say that I LOVE places that are open 24 hours. Especially coffee shops. And library's. And I'll just say it, Buckeye Donuts is officially amazing. Not only can you get decent quality coffee at 4:30 in the morning, but the guy at the register told me I was "looking lovely this morning"... I think I'll go back there. lol

errrrmmmm so I'm off to go hopefully not fail/drop my grade to significantly....
ahhhhhhhh!

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Megan
Date: 2007-11-20 01:55
Subject: So its been awhile...
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I just realized that I haven't updated this in a very long time. Since I have two kind of important papers due on Wednesday, I'm in the middle of some serious procrastinating (also, the people in the apartment above me just turned on their dryer... and its rhythmically pounding on the floor and I just can't work in these conditions).

I wish I had more drive to work on these papers. One of them is for my political philosophy class, which I thought I would really like, but its actually turning out to be my least favorite class. I think the whole philosophy thing is just lost on me. I can't actually grasp why anyone has seven different contradictory answers to the same question in one essay and thats actually right? Also, my TA is retarded and grades poorly. He wrote on my friend zack's paper that Ho Chi Minh was a brilliant leader and NOT an example of absolute sovereign.... Ummm.... ok. So yeah, I'm not too sure about him.

Luckily my other classes aren't so annoying. Bio 101 is a complete waste of my time and brain cells, but my lab partner is hilarious so its at least fun going to class. All we do is sit and mock the professor and judge people. Its great fun. So here's a true story that makes me wonder how some people get into to college:  We were talking about DNA and mules, and this girls goes "Wait! Horses can actually have sex? I didn't think they did..." SERIOUSLY?!?!? Did you think that horses just like... hatched or something?

So i'm taking social work 230 this quarter, and I loved it, so I'm now officially a social work major. Basically since I changed my major i'm pretty much almost positive i'll be here a 5th year, but I'm happy about the change anyways. I've been getting a lot of crap from people about switching from polisci to social work... mainly people think i'll be forever poor. I'm pretty sick of hearing it though. I really love the field, and I've even found an area of focus that I'm actually really excited about. I would rather have a job that I love and can excel at than a job that I hate that I'm only mediocre at. So basically I'm going to be a social worker! And its not really what everyone thinks. My goal isn't to work in foster care/abused families and kids like people think of social work. I think I want to work in health care, either private or public. Example career: work in a private hospital as a case manager for recently admitted children. My job would be to work with the families to find all the right resources, treatment plans, follow up, etc.

Even though I'm loving that class, I'm soooooo excited for winter break... its going to be absolutely crazy though. Finals week is the first week of December, and I work 20 hours on top of 3 finals. Then I go straight into a full weekend of graduation stuff for my dad. Right after that is over, on the 10th me and jake are heading to WV for our Christmas ski trip! We decided that instead of trying to figure out big gifts for each other we should just spend our money doing something together. So we're driving up to this mountain ski resort and staying at a hotel and skiing all day :) So 2 days after I get back from that I'm getting on a plane for Sanibel Island, FL!  I'm flying in the 14th, then on the 16th I get to go pick up Jake from the airport for a 3 day stay in FL with me and the fam :) I'll fly back into Ohio at like 10pm on the 22nd and then try to get to Laura's princess party as fast as humanly possible lol. Then I get to wake up and do family xmas either the 23rd or 24th and try to find to time regain my sanity lol. But this break is going to be amazing!!!

Things with Jake are going amazing. Now that he's a super grad school student we're more like and old couple than ever. Bedtime is like 11:30 lol. But I mean, somehow that works for us? Example of our nerdiness/reasons we are so weird together - last friday we went on a date to the bookstore... for like 3 hours lol. And then we came home and I read forever while he slept :) And saturday we went to the pet store and played with puppies! I'm super excited for the fact we get to do skiing and the ocean together this break :)

The new apartment is working out great in terms of roomie love, horrible in terms of landlords. Me and Tiff's apartment is cute and homey and its soooo nice to be able to just nap in the living room or watch tv together like we're at a slumber party lol. The more years we live together, the more our relationship is like sisters. We definitely have moments when we get annoyed with each other, but we know when to let things go and come back later, and we usually just drop stuff that doesn't really matter. But most of the time we love each other lol... I mean, basically we crack each other up and I can tell her everything so its all good. Our landlords suck... they hardly ever return our phone calls and parking kind of sucks but oh well, live and learn i guess.

I'm still working at the beautiful courtside cafe... haha oh the courtside. Its actually not too bad a job. I love the people I work with, they crack me up and keep me sane lol. I was recently promoted (because I'm such a *great* worker...?) to supervisor/trainer. Basically I still do all the same things but I get a better colored shirt and make people do stuff I hate... haha yeah... More money though and you cant argue with that i guess.

Wellllll I guess those papers aren't going to write themselves....

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Megan
Date: 2007-07-03 13:15
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Red, White, and Boom tonight!

Everyone should come...

Come over and cook out around 5:30 and we'll try to leave to find a spot as early as we can

Hope to see you all there!

Also... any suggestions on where we should sit? I know Nationwide is pretty decent, I've also heard Goodale Park is alright, but input is welcome!

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Megan
Date: 2007-05-23 19:17
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Today has been amazing.

+Great early morning breakfast with Jacob
+Not too bad time at work
+GOT A RAISE (ok its like... 25cents, but whateves.)
+starting to maybe/kind of hope/hopefully figure out what i want to do with my life
+been semi-productive/feeling happy about it
+Ate Ice Cream
+Found out that explore columbus is selling Kelly Clarkson tickets for $20. YAY.  I wasn't gonna be able to go if tickets were the $60 that everyone else is paying... but now i can go! Hopefully they dont sell out.

So I'm about to start secretly photographing all the columbus crazies on the bus so I can share the goodness. Honestly. Some of these people are unbelievably CRAZY.
Characters Include:
-The man who always sits next to girls and asks repeated questions about roommates:
    "Do you have roommates" (repeat all questions about 17 times in a row without taking a breath)
    "Do you cook for them"
    "Do you have female roommates"
-Very Skinny old lady with braided hair to her butt who talks exceptionally loud to the driver so the whole bus can hear her. Goes on ridiculous rants about the most awkward/random subjects. Previously ranted about:
    Her friend who has no personality. Kept asking the bus driver if he had friends with no personality. Kept saying "she ain't got no personality, but thats ok you know, I told her thats ok because thats just her personality. Its just her personality to be like a noodle. Ain't got no personality that girl...."

Seriously. I'm not making these up. Oh the crazies.

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Megan
Date: 2007-05-10 18:12
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ummm.... my neighbor is sitting on his roof clipping his toenails...

i can't decide if this is gross or funny.

probably both.

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Megan
Date: 2007-05-03 18:13
Subject: Things I have Learned today:
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We'll just call this entry... "What Megan has learned today"

- I am stellar at essay tests. STELLAR. I kill them. I'm not saying I'm particularly bright or that I study the material as much as I probably should. I'm saying that I can completely bullshit a very intelligent sounding answer and actually think that it answers the question with relevant sounding examples and evidence.
       -Learned courtesy of "Contemporary issues of the modern Middle East" and the essay question: Talk about the origins and developments of the Arab-Israeli conflict. Discuss general patterns as well as specific events from the late 1800's-1967.

-My hand cramps easily.
       -Learned courtesy of  **see above "learned" section**

-My roommate (presumably Shelley because she is neither Blondish, Asian, or Me) is harboring a Robin's egg somewhere in our home.
       -Learned courtesy of our neighbors who were kind enough to inform me on my way home that one of my roommates was "intubating" a robin's egg. Ignoring the fact that intubation does not actually apply to this situation, I learned this relevant fact. I know it is Shelley because we collectively ruled out being Asian, and blondish like Tiff (although its more brunette now), and because Shelley would be the kind soul in the house who would actually pick up the egg.

-Baking before a test is an amazing stress reliever, and also makes me perform better. This is scientific fact, so don't bother denying it.
       -Learned courtesy of above stated ability to do well on essay exams.

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Megan
Date: 2007-04-30 22:51
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Soooo excited.........

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Megan
Date: 2007-04-26 22:20
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I'm so glad that this week/today has just been one disappointment after another. Sweet. Way to go Week 5.

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Megan
Date: 2007-04-18 00:09
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I've soooo found my costume for the Superhero (villains allowed) party on Friday.

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